Warner Crocker has been having dreams of late, dreams of the ultimate UMPC. The one UMPC that will suit all of his needs. He dreams of a UMPC with excellent inking capabilities, long battery life, a decent keyboard, and solid performance. Waking up from his dream Warner begins pulling UMPCs out of nowhere and discusses their various strengths and weaknesses. Warner likes the keyboard and active digitizer on the OQO, but thinks that the 5" screen is too small. The R2H's touchscreen inking is the best of the bunch, but it's performance makes it unusable. This is one of the most entertaining UMPC reviews I've ever seen.